An Electrician’s Special Friday Fun!

By admin - 24th August 2012

What a week it’s been!

We’ve been working hard at YourTradeBase HQ and have started our testing with our beta testers, and we’re excited to see what comments they come back with!

But for now here is some Friday fun!

 

What would Health and Safety say!?

Of course some brilliant electrician jokes…

Q: What is an electrician’s favorite ice cream flavor?

A: Shock-o-lot!

 

Q: What do you call a carpenter working in a electrical panel?

A: Dead!

 

Q: Why are electricians always up to date?

A: Because they are “Current specialists”.

 

Q: What kind of car does an electrician drive?

A: A Volts-wagon.

 

Q: What do you call a worm that chews up electric wires?

A: Electro-magnots.

 

Q. Why do fluorescent lights hum?

A. Because they can’t remember the words.

 

Q: How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?

A: She says. “Daddy, I need a new apartment!”

 

Don’t mess with an electrical engineer. It MEGAHERTZ!

 

Q: What do you call an electrician with a hammer?

A: Thief

 

Q: What is another name for an apprentice?

A: Shock absorber

 

Q: How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one but then he will re-wire it to bring it up to code.

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